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October 6th, 2004


05:46 pm - dude. dude.
so! life in sunny pittsburgh is going quite swimmingly (i assume). i am a party and movie animal. give me a party or a movie or a movieparty and i will eat it all on up like so many chassons au pommes.

you heard me.
Current Mood: [mood icon] naughty

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August 31st, 2004


06:47 pm - catscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscatscats
I LOVE THEM!

tomorrow we use Senor Douchey's dsl reimbursement (goddamn motherfucking cmu cd phds) to buy some kind of fancy allergy-free vacuum cleaner. THEN, i finish talking to suckface realty about an official form and additional security deposit. FINALLY, we get a cat!
a CAT!
pick one out for me!
Current Mood: [mood icon] exanimate
Current Music: cruella deville

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August 19th, 2004


12:58 pm - at last!
i am finally getting some recognition for my extensive work in the artistic community! that is:

I HAVE BEEN PUBLISHED

in mellon college of science news.

for all of you deep-thinking metaphor-loving artfolk out there, you can observe my work at http://www.cmu.edu/mcs/about-mcs/pdf/mcsnews2004-final.pdf on page 10 note the picture of a one Dr Russell Schwartz. over his left shoulder is my masterpiece sharksandwich.

you may address your adoring fan mail to KerryTheSuckface@StinkFactory.com.
Current Mood: [mood icon] pleased
Current Music: ride of the valkyries

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July 29th, 2004


10:09 pm - home from the beach!
and boy was it great! i'll tell you all about it through this meme )
Current Mood: [mood icon] mellow

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July 25th, 2004


08:04 pm - what was that joke about ohmes on a stove?
back in NoVA! they cats are doing well, Shelley's been a little surly lately, but really, how much can you expect this time of year. Taylor's skittish as ever and Rascal still likes to pee on things.
my mother, father, and sister are doing ok too.

but i do miss pittsburgh, you know, just hanging out by the basketball hoop )
ahhhh... however will i survive here? HOWEVER??!!???!!
Current Mood: [mood icon] listless
Current Music: ORANGE JUICE orange juice ORANGE JUICE

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July 8th, 2004


05:25 pm - tess heee
(17:24:06) uberkerry: i'm going to suck
(17:24:11) uberkerry: YOUR BLOOK
(17:24:42) uberkerry: *BLOOD
Current Mood: [mood icon] crazy

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June 23rd, 2004


11:00 am - bikebikebike
dagnabit, i am sooo sick of everyone talking about bikes!

this morning the ever-beautiful Rori and i were biking to work and we biked around a whole lot of cars that were just standing there in a traffic jam. suckahs!

also i can NOT explain to you how much i'm addicted to movies. the thing is, if i don't watch a movie every day, i'll get hit by a car or my face will fall off or something. yeah, yeah, that's the one... so!, im me, KWEWW, if you want to talk about mo-vies.

i am now going to perfect my EXOTIC african heart snake sketch.
Current Mood: [mood icon] working
Current Music: ORANGE JUICE

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May 5th, 2004


07:31 pm - done and done.
today i told 10 people what i've been doing all semester. it was truly eye-opening.

there's one paper and two finals between me and graduation. and after that: Pittsburgh, here i come!!!

this entire post was really a ploy to show you what i'll do if this cat thing doesn't work out: *!?!* )
Current Mood: [mood icon] tired

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April 21st, 2004


09:44 pm
alright everyone, if you read this, ctrl-c and post it here!


s m r t
i am the greetest~!!!!~~~



!!!!!NO CHEATING!!!!


Current Mood: [mood icon] creative
Current Music: clusterchat

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April 18th, 2004


07:56 pm - CARNAGEIVALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AND I'M STILL DURNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

actually that's a lie. i hardly drank at all on account of my fragile liver/throat/ego. but i _did_ party down with Michelle and Leigh and RORI and the rest. and party we did.

all i can THINK (or talk) about these days is our shiny new old-woman-infested house. yes, that's right, i'll be schmucking it up in pittsburgh for another deux years. but with a cat (or deux) this time! we are gunna have soooo many microwaves!

and a toaster/guest room! )
Current Mood: [mood icon] flirty
Current Music: they poo-poo-ed my electric frankfurter

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April 6th, 2004


06:34 pm - oh won't you take me to KERRY TOWN?!?!, MI
i have no idea what i've been doing for the past two weeks. i havn't been in san diego, that's for damn sure.

but oh what a gui i've made! and it's orange! and made it's way into some darpa propaganda crap! yes.....

in other news, my biological cat clock is going off right about now. I MUST OWN CATS. and soon. but not too soon because i have no house now. except for this one, which doesn't count.

in short, what should i do over the summer? current options:
1 - sit
2 - get some sillyass lti job
3 - sit in the library behind the video counter
4 - sit and then play guard
5 - attempt to travel but then realize it's really expensive and get stuck somewhere in the middle of montana
6 - create a glitter-encrusted monument to Rori
7 - perfect my beach bunnie skills (and change my name to Kerrie)
Current Mood: [mood icon] lethargic
Current Music: total eclipse of my face

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March 18th, 2004


04:58 pm - i smell like a horse's butt.
so, uh, i was thinking, maybe, if you're not too busy, i mean, if you have time, maybe you and i, you know, could, uhhh, go get some ice cream sometime? it'd be more efficient if, uhh, we went, uhh, together. not really together, but just, uhhh, i mean, if you've got time...

should i live in ann arbor (i could tell people where i live by pointing to my hand and calling it a mitten!), dc (i could crawl back into the womb!), or pittsburgh (i could re-live my cRAzy undergrad years forever!)? oh why didn't i apply to the university of hawaii?
Current Mood: [mood icon] contemplative

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February 7th, 2004


09:00 pm - winter in arctic pittsburgh
despite my best efforts and constant icing the driveway, old man winter has kept the usmail from our doorstep. i have been pacing about consumed with worry over my loved ones and rental movies. but today!, oh what a day! after a long and arduous winter (week) with no mail, the ice on our 45degree driveway melted and i got _THREE_ netflix movies! oh, it's hard living where you don't get mail for weeks at a time because of the weather (through sleet and rain and whatever my ass), but it's all worth it when you get 1 solid days worth of movies at once. ahhh...

also my grandmother is well.

as i've been waiting impatiently for netflix, i have been knitting up a storm. honk if you want a scarf!

it is now my intention to drink salted lemonade and watch movies with the word "time" in their titles until i pass out.
Current Mood: [mood icon] rejuvenated
Current Music: that goddamn dutch radio station

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January 15th, 2004


06:27 pm - do you know what i like about Harry Potter?
the sex.

also winter break. Paristerdolgn. you know. pictures here: http://typhoon.res.cmu.edu/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=Sandys-Album

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December 27th, 2003


02:28 pm - i am KWEWWIE
here i am, in sunny northern virginia. i am about to go see a tree.

this break i have been compulsively checking the weather in paris and reading travel guides. also i'm learning german this week. also i will now learn to knit with my kool knit knack kit and _everyone_ will get scarves! woo!

i miss networks. networkies, as we affectionately called it. ahhh, those were the days... i'll eat a clementine and drink fancy coffee to you, networkies.

i woke up pretty late because i went to bed pretty late.


ohhhhhh!!!! and my cats. i like cats. a lot. i'll draw one of them here:



             ,/|         _.--''^``-...___.._.,;
            /, \'.     _-'          ,--,,,--'''
          { \    `_-''       '    /}
            `;;'             ;   ; ;
      ._.--''     ._,,, _..'  .;.'
      (,_....----'''     (,..--''


guess which one it is! first one to get it right gets a bigass scarf!
Current Mood: [mood icon] thirsty
Current Music: muzzy

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November 30th, 2003


12:32 am - this is sad day
today the orange string on my wrist broke. i'll never forget the day (the only day) when i washed my sheets freshman year and tied that string to my wrist. those were happier times, my friends.

i've drawn a cartoon in tribute:


we'll miss you, guy.
Current Mood: [mood icon] morose

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October 31st, 2003


02:34 am
i'm not really sure what's been happening recently. something about me being tired of school.

on the plus side, i have the basis for my PhD: a phrase structure tree for "that'll fit you right up." behold!:
            S
           /  \
          NP   VP
          |   /  \
       that  V   VP
            /   / | \
         will fit NP PP
                  |   |
                you   right up

truly brilliant.

i plan to complete my thesis at the university of hawaii. we'll call it "beeler house: season DEUX, in hawaii!" danana na danana na danaaaa

that's all the one-liners i have at the moment.
Current Mood: [mood icon] productive
Current Music: myself singing love lifts us up where we belong

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October 24th, 2003


02:26 am - i do things!
::swinging saber above my head::
::cuddling bunnycube::
::laughing stupidly::
::declaring, "you're dumb! hmmm"::
::wearing clothes::
::ejaculating, "stop looking at me!"::
::lauging more::
::cuddling saber::
::prentending to read advanced french grammar when actually reading an introduction to syntax::
::muttering, "yeah"::
::rolling eyes::
::walking to computer::
::getting keyboard::
::admiring my buddies::
::checking on Rori and Stuina::
::mousing::
::something on andrew unix network::
::chatting::
::something that takes a long time::
::writing love letters to your mom::
::lauging::
::admiring twin::
::chatting::
::being boring::
Current Mood: [mood icon] giggly

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October 19th, 2003


10:08 pm - back from chicago
chicago was all i expected and more. i did watch a movie (Bruce Campbell is wonderful) and eat food (mmmmMalay...). also look at les objects d'ART. i like dots, they're like pixels!

here's a picture of me at the navy pier.



all in all, a grand time was had by.. all.

heart,
Nerrinator Noporator
Current Mood: [mood icon] energetic

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October 16th, 2003


11:50 pm - yipee!
midterms: done and done. i have learned that tests still suck.

now i will go on a roadtrip to chicago full of various misadventures and hijinks. once in chicago i plan to watch at least 1 movie. also eat food. oh, i do like food.

ps: i am not a goofball
Current Mood: [mood icon] bouncy
Current Music: gogol bordello makes me ever so happy

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